Dr. Phil saves Britney Spears!

Dr. Phil, the Proctologist of pop psychology, the man who can change your life before the commercial break; is coming to the rescue. His unselfish pursuit to help probe the less fortunate, like Britney Spears, is making headline news. After all, everyone knows that Britney Spears needs more media exposure at this critical time in her life.

It’s all so simple and clear now; Britney Spears can go on the Dr. Phil show, have an epiphany and then plan a come back musical tour, all within a one hour special. During commercial breaks Dr. Phil can get Britney on a diet and then help her find that special someone all with the help of an online dating service.

Better yet, let’s partner Dr. Phil and Britney Spears on “Dancing With the Stars.” They can dance, laugh and perhaps even write a book and then go on Oprah.

Clearly, if Britney Spears family profits from her misery, her ex-husband profits from her misery; shouldn’t Dr. Phil do the same?

Snoop Dogg Neutered?

Isn’t Snoop Dogg the Greatest Pimp of our time?

“Fo shizzle,” I thought this dogg had a “stable of ho’s?” (to loosely quote Mr. Dogg himself.)

Then why does Snoop Dogg’s wife “Boss Lady” order him around like Charley Brown? Waaa,Wa Wa,Wa,Wa!

The truth is, the domesticated “Dogg” is ironically, frightening. Aren’t fathers supposed to teach their sons about treating women with honor, dignity and respect? What will Snoop call his daughter when she comes of age? Will he want her in someone’s ‘stable?’

Does the show “Snoop Dogg’s Father Hood” really make one think that a Father or dare I say a “Pimp” Knows Best?

Of course, Mr. Snoop has the right to live his life as he chooses. But is this just harmless entertainment? When children are involved, shouldn’t the media be more responsible?

The reality is: Every Dogg deserves his day. As long as the media makes money, Snoop Dogg will continue to shape the way young men view and treat young women. (Ho’s?) In the end, if demeaning women is profitable to the media; it makes you wonder; Who’s the pimp and who’s the ho?

Britney Spears is Dead?

Someone needs to say it, “Get this poor woman some help before it's too late!”

Even if Britney Spears is finally getting some help; the question still remains; Why did it take so long?

What’s wrong with her family? Why didn’t her family take action sooner? We’ve all heard of interventions. If there is one candidate for an intervention, Britney Spears would make the top of the list. Could it be that her family profits from the spectacle of their daughter’s tragic behavior? How sad! One would think, loving parents would shield their daughter and their grandchildren from this type of mayhem.

K-Fed? An ex-husband whose only talent is to appear on national television when his ex-wife has a mental or emotional breakdown. What about his children? If he was as stable as his publicist would like people to believe, he wouldn’t send bodyguards to pick up his kids! Where is Social or Family Services? Apparently, rich unfit parents get the standard wink of approval.

Finally, what about the media? The truth is, we all gawk at the accident on the side of the road. Yet, if the accident just happened and everyone stood and watched but no one calls for help; or worse yet, the bystanders take out their cameras to sell pictures; Isn’t that criminal behavior? The news reporting on Brittany Spears is like mocking a physically or mentally challenged child at school.

If Britney Spears doesn’t get the professional help she desperately needs, she is headed for serious trouble. The train wreck the entire world is watching will probably end like Anna Nicole Smith. If that sad day ever comes, there will be a lot of blame to pass around!